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Trescothick retires from international cricket

It’s eerie how things can develop. After writing about the plight of Marcus Trescothick on here a few days ago, it seems that his “stress-related illness” has finally beaten him, and he has announced his retirement from international cricket.

“I have tried on numerous occasions to make it back to the international stage and it has proved a lot more difficult than I expected,” he told the Somerset website. “I want to extend my playing career for as long as possible and I no longer want to put myself through the questions and demands that go with trying to return to the England team.”

Judging from a disasterous (if somewhat exciting…) start to the final Test in Napier, his absence makes you wonder what impact it could have on the Test side. Pietersen, much discussed for adopting a “mature” batting style recently, went back to his old self. Without doing so, England could have lost the game before lunch.

Anyway, that’s irrelevant. As conceded in the previous post, all that matters is if he gets better. Hopefully he will, and Somerset will reap the benefits, as well as Tresco himself. He will be remembered as perhaps the most consistent batsman England have had over the last decade, with an average of 43.79 from his 76 Tests.

David.

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The plight of Trescothick casts light on the smokescreen of sport

Marcus Trescothick is still unwell. He has just pulled out of the UAE tour with Somerset “to be with his family” according to Somerset’s chief executive Richard Gould. 

This is the third time Trescothick’s euphemistic “stress-related illness” has come to light concerning tours abroad, with Trescothick coming home during England’s tour of India in 2006. He later returned for England’s tours of Pakistan and Sri Lanka, but then ruled himself out of  the ICC Champions Trophy in India. 

He later dealt a major blow to England’s efforts in retaining the Ashes by breaking down and returning home after two warm-up games. 

Last season he broke the thousand run barrier for Somerset, which included an innings of 284 against Northants last May. 

For England, he averages 43.79 in his 76 Tests with a career best 219 against South Africa at the Oval in 2003. 

It’s unlikely Trescothick will ever return to the international set up unless he somehow gets better. This is worrying for England judging from some of the sub-standard batting performances in New Zealand so far, as well as the numerous poor performances we’ve seen in previous series since the Ashes tour of Australia. 

Of course, Trescothick’s mental wellbeing is all that matters, as duly noted by Paul Collingwood:

“It’s just really sad,” he said. “We just need to get him right, for his own sake really. We can be very selfish and ask whether he will ever play for England again, but it doesn’t really matter because we need to get him right.”

Trescothick is an example of the mental torment that can inflict sportsmen. The man who can hold it together in the most mentally taxing of sports, struggles to do so off it. It holds a strange, tragic poignancy. 

He shows that sportsmen, who look dominant and act as examples of human endeavour and hard-work, are actually vulnerable people (as shown through countless examples — too many to name here).

It’s something that needs to be remembered a lot more, especially with the amount of money that sport as an industry is now built upon. It’s so easy to forget now-a-days. 

His illness also shows how sport can mask reality. There is a separation of the two worlds but when they blur, it’s almost post-modern. You get trapped into this world of sport where reality seems to be put aside, yet it can be thrown right back at you at any time; by tragedy, incident, or your side’s victory/defeat.

When sport transcends that barrier between the two, that’s where it holds its power. But it’s dangerous, for crossing it can also make sport feel irrelevant, and mere escapism. Tresco is an example of the other, as shown by Collingwood’s comments.     

I hope he gets better soon. He should be known as the sportsman that can transcend the barrier through success, not because he suffers from that “stress-related illness”. 

David.  

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Apologies and Mascarenhas

It’s been a slow week here on The Sight is in End, for which we apologise. I have been knee deep with Uni work, and would rather write something that I’m proud of and spend some time on, rather than trying to knock something out quickly. What I can tell you is that I’m currently watching England try and save the one-day series against New Zealand, and it promises to be a fine game indeed.

In fact, I will make one point. England need to utilise Dimitri Mascarenhas much, much more than they have done so far.

In Napier, where we had one of the most entertaining ODIs England have ever played in certainly and on a fast pitch, he bowled two overs and didn’t even bat, even when England had plenty of wickets in hand in their remaining overs, and were in the search for boundaries. The way Collingwood was thrashing it through the leg-side and beyond the short boundary, you wonder whether he could have done the same, and maybe put the game beyond New Zealand’s reach.

Of course, maybe I’m fixed on the Mascarenhas we see as an explosive and talented Twenty20 player, as shown in Auckland. Still, for a decent all-rounded like him, two overs and a number eight position almost makes his place in the side pointless.

David.

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The 42nd Excellent Receptacle (aka Super Bowl XLII): The game and a conversion

Here is a full account of not just The 42nd Excellent Receptacle (aka Super Bowl XLII), but the conversion of a gridiron cynic and a ridiculously late night. Enjoy – David.

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Forget the Six Nations (although good on Wales! I had a feeling the Ospreys gamble and the acquisition of Shaun Edwards, who did a fantastic job at Wasps, could pay off). Here on The Sight is in End, we’re not restricted to covering Britcentric sporting matters. So, we will cover that great gridiron American spectacle THE EXCELLENT RECEPTACLE in all its entirely later on this evening (or as late as possible since I do have to get up early in the morning…).

Will the New York Giants be able to stop the New England Patriots having the perfect season — the American equivalent of the Arsenal season of 2003/04? Will Tom Brady earn his fourth Excellent Receptacle ring by the time he’s 30 (anyone can see how that would be some achievement, gridiron follower or not)?

Will NYG’s Lawrence Tynes bring his kicking game with him? After all, he almost cost the NYG’s the NFC Conference game after failing to get his field goal at the end of regulation time, only to kick them to Arizona in sudden-death overtime.

I will perfectly admit that I hardly anything about gridiron, but I will certainly try and give my own British opinion and insight into an event that has always intrigued me with its pomp, excitement, half-time show and adverts. For those of you who have no idea about the grandiose nature of the ads that appear at The Excellent Receptacle, here’s one from 1984 — you could say that it certainly began a revolution somehow or another:

Ridley Scott directed it, by the way.

So join me at about 10.30ish for my take on this great American event. Or come back tomorrow and read the ramblings of someone who didn’t know what he was talking about.

11.08pm: Well, I said 10.30ish, but it’s more like 11ish… Just put the BBC on, and they’re profiling Tom Brady. They’re also talking about something called ‘spygate’, which I have no idea about, but will supposedly be explained later. Randy Moss, “a part of one of the most explosive offences”, will also be a major player for the Patriots.

What gets me is that the Beeb and the two panellists expect everyone who’s watching to know what they’re talking about, which couldn’t be further from the truth. Unless you’ve been up at silly hours watching it on Sky or managing to realise that the Beeb now have highlights on their website, you’ll be clueless – I largely am. Although to be fair, they’ve got a little beginners guide thing if you press the ubiquitous red button.

11.16pm: “Resiliency, resiliency, resiliency,” say the New York Giants. “Shut up, shut up, shut up,” I’m thinking. The NYGs began their season badly, but have come back and are now the lowest placed wild-card side to come onto a pitch to battle for the Vince Lombardi trophy.

“Teamwork, teamwork, teamwork,” mantra the New York Patriots, and they recite their season’s glories and record-breaking. What I have to say is that the pitch at the Uni. of Arizona’s stadium looks like a bowling green, and puts all Premier League pitches to shame.

11.24pm: The Stars and Stripes sung with gusto by the winner of American Idol, whose Dad was a former NYG player. Interesting stat is that the team who lead the passing yardage percentage has never won the Excellent Receptacle. That’s sounds like saying the team with the most possession in a European Cup final has never won it. Phil Collins in the background… Urgh.

The NYGs and Patriots come swaggering onto the pitch ready for the toss. The ref, Mike Carey, looks particularly dapper in his ref jersey, and the NYGs win the toss — they will receive.

11.30pm: The two Beeb pundits (sorry, I haven’t managed to get their names yet…) are split about who’ll win it. Away we go.

11.37pm: Well, the NYGs go through two of their 4 and need 6 yards, which they gain through Burress. Back to 1st and 10, and they manage to gain 3 yards, which means they need 7 more to go back to 1 again… do you understand? Four chances to gain 10 yards. If they do, they get four chances again; if not, they have to kick it away – think rugby league, and you’ll be pretty close. 2nd and 7 yards to go, and only a yard is gained. 3rd and 6 yards to go, and they gain them, so they go back to 1st and 10. Break.

11.30-11.46pm : Back, and Jacobs for NYGs manages to gain 7 yards. 2nd and 3, then 3rd and 1, then 1st and 10, and the NYGs are doing very well indeed, and are inside the Patriots’ 30 yard line. Kevin Boss couldn’t keep hold of the pass of NYGs quarterback (the fella who co-ordinates the plays and tactics on the pitch, throws the ball after all the number-calling (51! 71! 88! Hut! Hut! etc)) Eli Manning, and it’s 2nd and 10.

Now 3rd and 7, and they ponder a field-goal, but too far away; doesn’t matter, for the quarterback makes a decent throw and now it’s 1st and 10. 1st and 10, and a throw made by Manning into the touchdown zone, but couldn’t be held. 2nd and 10, and NYGs keep perceiving, but are now at 3rd and 11 – going backwards! Now Tynes, the NYGs’ kicker, goes for field goal which is good, and they take the lead. 3-0 NYGs.

11.49-12.00am: NYGs kick long, and the Patriots end up 45 yards away from the NYGs’ touchdown zone. 1st and 10, and throw from Brady couldn’t be held. 2nd and 10, and they gain 8. 3rd and 2, and they gain them. 1st and 10 again, and Brady’s pass couldn’t be caught, so it’s 2nd and 10. 2nd and 10, and Brady sees a man free who manages to gain 7 yards. 3rd and 3, and the Patriots have their men ready to do something here, and Welker makes the yards. I am enjoying this!

This quarter has flown by, and the Patriots are gaining yards easily here. 1st and 10 on 17 yard line, and Brady throws towards the end zone, but couldn’t be held. If that were caught by Randy Moss, it would have been 1st and goal. 2nd and 10, and it couldn’t be held. Now 3rd and 10, and it’s getting tense; Brady makes the throw, and it’s knocked away by Antonio Pearce of the NYGs… no! Foul! Patriots gain 10 yards, and it’s 1st and Goal. Seconds ticking away.

Giants just about holding on, and now the Patriots get another chance – 2nd and 10. No! They don’t. End of the 1st quarter: New York Giants 3-0 New England Patriots.

12.01am-12.28am: Of course they get another chance, for they resume where they left off — forgot about that. 2nd and Goal — Touchdown Patriots, and the conversion goes over. Inevitable, really. NYGs 3-7 Patriots. Break.

So, the commentators tell us about the NFL visiting London again, and they make a nice reference to how the NYGs trained at Chelsea. “Chelsea are currently 15-1-4 (or something…), and have just reached the English League Cup final.”

Anyway, the Patriots restart sailed out into touch. God, this stadium they’re playing in is top draw; beats Wembley by a mile, and probably cost about a 1/10th of the price. NYGs 1st and 10, and gain 3 yards. And a retractable pitch! Honestly, it’s lickable.

Oh! drama! Looked like NYGs gained 10 and more, but it’s dropped and gained. Luckily goes down as a dropped pass, and NYGs 3rd and 3, and A MAMMOTH THROW BY MANNING! BEAUTIFUL! TOOMER TAKES IT. TOOK HIS TIME, AND THEY GAIN 38 YARDS. 1st and 10 in the 20 yard zone, and they gain 4.

The flag is thrown by one of the linesmen (unlike in football / rugby, the linesmen have a yellow flag which they chuck onto the field when a foul occurs and is spotted), and the NYGs forced back 5 yards for time-wasting. 2rd and 11, gain 6. 3rd and 5, thrown, fumbled, and the Patriots turn it over are away. They gain 30 yards from their 10 yard line, and it’s 1st & 10. 2nd and 10, and they gain 9. 3rd and 1, the Giants do very well, and the Patriots on their final chance. 4th and 3 and kicked deep, and NYGs manage to go up to their 30 yard line. Break. Are you following it? Am I wasting my time? Hmmm…

Back, and the NYGs are now 2nd and 13, fumble. Who’s got it? Bradshaw drops Manning’s pass — Giants ball. 3rd and 12, then 4th and 16 — not a good period for the NYGs. Punted away, and the Patriots go to their 30 yard line.

Aw nice! One of the US panellists for the Beeb in the mini-break explains gridiron in thirty seconds, and alludes to rugby league. Confuses his colleague, though.

8.35 remaining in the 2nd quarter, and Patriots 1st and 10, no good. 2nd and 10, and Brady can’t manage the pass — great defence by the NYGs. 3rd and 19, and NYGs force them back beautifully! Right onto Brady! 4th and 24, and it’s punted away. Break.

12.29am-12.57am: 6.45 left in the quarter, and the Giants are 1 and 10. 2nd and 8, and Bradshaw for NYGs does brilliantly and gains 13 yards. 1st and 10 on the 40 yards line, gain 4. 2nd and 6, and it’s another 1st down! This is excellent by the Giants, but can they get anything before half-time?

1st and 10 becomes 2nd and 6 on the 27 yard line, gains two. 3rd and 4, and Mannings brought down, ball loose, and NYGs manage to recover it – just. Flag thrown; one of the NYGs players ‘bats’ the ball forward – 10 yard penalty. 3rd and 14, another huge Mannings throw that is almost intercepted, but dropped.

4th down with 1.54 remaining in the 4th quarter. London game plugged again, and we’re told how one of the Giants players handed a pigskin to “British Prime Minister Gordon Brown.” Punted away.

1st and 10 for the Patriots on their 11 yard line, and a huge throw by Brady, but incomplete. 2nd and 10, but the NYGs defence push them back 4 yards. 3rd and 13, and the Giants call their first time out; they sense an opportunity here. Patriots manage to make the yards, and they get out of jail. 1st and 10 – nothing. 2nd and 10, gained but flag. 10 yard penalty for the Patriots, 2nd and 12.

Under a minute left now, and New England call their first time out. Yards gained, 1st and 10, and Randy Moss makes the catch. 1st and 10 on the halfway, and there’s a loose ball which the Giants gain. Seconds remain and 1st and 10, and Manning tries to make the yards, but incomplete. Five seconds to go, and I expect a huge Manning throw — Patriots timeout; they’re feeling the strain. Giants are really putting the pressure on the undefeated. 2nd and 10 and a ‘hail-mary’ throw into the Patriots end-zone from Manning’s own half, but it’s not picked-up.

Half-time: New York Giants 3-7 New England Patriots

I’m no expert (hahaha, as if you can’t tell), but the Giants are all over the Patriots. They’ve had 19 minutes 27 seconds worth of possession compared to the 10 minutes 33 for the Patriots, and have gained 139 yards compared to the Patriots’ 89. The Giants really should be leading, but haven’t converted their chances.

01.04am-01.06am: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers are on. Yawn… Apparently the audience on the field all have to be auditioned and vetted, probably on looks. Ah yes! Just seen a rather attractive buxom brunette picked out by the cameraman there.

01.25am-01.53am: And the second half is under way, with Tynes kicking off for the NYGs. Good start for the Patriots, and get to 3rd and 3 on almost halfway. Gain the 3, but are driven back 2 and get to 2nd and 12. 3rd and 5, and a good tackle by Pierce for NYGs prevents the Patriots going to 1st and 10. Punted by Hanson, and the NYGs collect and run it out. Break.

The Patriots make a challenge, suggesting that 12 men were on the field instead of the regulation 11. It seems that one of the Giants players didn’t step off the field before the play was made. The Patriots get the 1st down, and the Giants will smart from that.

Meanwhile, Patriots false start, and are penalise five yards – 2nd and 11. 3rd and 13, and Patriots need something, and gain the yards! Fantastic. 1st and 10 becomes 2nd and 10, then 3rd and 7, then Brady is sacked and the Patriots 4th and 13. Brady goes for the throw into the end-zone but it’s long. Giants do well to quell the Patriots threat. My enjoyment of gridiron is growing with every passing minute.

Giants 1st and 10, then 2nd and 6 on their 35 yard line, and Toomer gets the 1st down. 1st and 10 on their 45 becomes 2nd and 8 on the 43, and Manning throws a great pass for the Giants to go to another 1st down on the 45 yard Patriots’ line. Fantastic throw by Manning, but it’s just fumbled in the Patriots’ end-zone. 2nd and 10 becomes 3rd and 6, and an incomplete pass results in an out-of-bounds punt by the Giants.

I’m seriously beginning to struggle now. I have to be up at 8.20am as well. May be time to get into bed with my laptop and a Cadbury’s Hot Chocolate. I can also feel my eyes straining. Why am I doing this? What am I trying to prove? Will anyone even read this?

01.54am-02.03am: Flag called; Patriots offensive error. Still 1st down, but the Patriots practically on their own line, here. Brady pass incomplete, and it’s 2nd and 15, which is this time completed. 1st and 10 is 2nd and 1, and they get the 1st down with the clock approaching a minute to go in this third quarter. 1st and 10, and a fine Brady pass results in the Patriots going to the half-way line and another 1st and 10.

20 seconds remaining, and it’s 2nd and 15 after yet another flag — false start by the Patriots. Brady goes for the throw to the end-zone again, but nout, and he isn’t happy. 3rd and 15 will become 4th down, and it’s the end of the 3rd quarter, and the Patriots are still leading. NYGs 3-7 Patriots.

Just being told about the spy saga thing, and it seems rather unsavoury on the Patriots’ part. TVs, cameras and following the coach responsible for the plays…

02.04am-02.12am: Patriots punt it away, goes out, and the final quarter begins. 1st and 10 on their, and NYGs’ KEVIN BOSS IS AWAY! 50! 40! 30! Brought down on the 30 yard line; just what the Giants needed. 1st and 10 becomes 2nd and 7, and the Giants can sense something. 3rd and 4 and great by the NYGs’ again! Manning doing well here! Now only fifteen or so yards away from the Patriots’ line. 1st and 10 is 2nd and 3, throw from Manning AND TOUCHDOWN GIANTS! CONVERSION GOOD. NYGs 10-7 Patriots.

02.13am-02.20am: It’s been an exhausting yet thrilling watch, and it’s bound to increase as we enter the final ten minutes. Flag thrown; Patriots penalised again, and forced back 5 yards.

Patriots 1st and 10, and Brady makes a good pass and Randy Moss receives to gain another 1st down. Becomes 2nd and 7, and Brady makes a pass for Moss who has a clear run to the end-zone, but too long. 3rd and 7, and Brady waits… and waits… and throws, but it’s incomplete, and the Patriots lose the chance to hit back.

02.22am-02.41am: 9.20 remaining, 2nd and 9, and a Manning throw results in Bunness leaping, only to just miss it. 3rd and 9 becomes 4th and 1, and a big decision to be made by the Giants here; they will punt it away, and the Patriots will get possession and another precision chance to fightback.

1st and 10 is then 2nd and 6, which then turns to… my eyelids are becoming unbearably heavy, but not long to go. Erm.. 1st and 10, 2nd and 1, 1st and 10 into the Giants half. New England have under six minutes to try and save the Excellent Receptacle. 2nd and 6, and Welker runs all sorts of angles to get the 1st down.

You feel that this could be the Patriots’ chance to grab this game from the Giants, but 1st and 10 becomes 2nd and 10 deep into the Giants half, and they gain the 1st down again inside the 20 yard line. The pressure is building, the drive progressing, the clock ticking. 1st and 10, Brady makes the throw, 1st and Goal for the Patriots — the drive has almost paid off.

1st and Goal, and the clock is stopped on with 3.12 remaining. What does Brady have planned? Brady throws into the end-zone, but Boss can’t complete the pass. 2nd and Goal, and the pass is incomplete, and some good defence by the Giants again. 3rd and Goal, Brady throws into the end-zone, and RANDY MOSS RECEIVES — TOUCHDOWN PATRIOTS, CONVERSION GOOD. NYGs 10-14 Patriots.

02.41am-02.57am: Patriots kick-off, and charge down the Giants to leave them deep in their own half. 1st and 10, Manning comes back on, and they instantly gain the 1st down. 1st and 10 is then 2nd and 10, and the two minute warning arrives with NYGs 3rd and 10. The Giants also have three time-outs remaining, so they’ve certainly got the time needed to forge a winning play.

3rd and 10 and Toomer makes the catch, but it’s very tight. Measuring tape comes on, but it’s 4th and 1, which is made. 1st and 10 on their own 39 yard line, and Manning makes the dash and gains five. Time-out called by Giants.

2nd and 5, the Manning pass almost intercepted, but just too much. Time-out called by Giants. 1.15 remaining, and Giants 3rd and 5, and Manning sacked… no, gets out, makes the massive pass, and A MASSIVE PLAY! Now deep into Patriots half! Brilliant.

1st and 10, and Manning chased down. 2nd and 10, and Giants call their final time-out. This could be where it’s won and lost; 2nd and 11 will be 3rd and 11 after an incomplete pass. Manning receives, and Steve Smith completes the pass, and goes out of bounds to stop the clock.

1st and 10. Manning makes the pass, and BURNESS RECEIVES TOUCHDOWN GIANTS! Manning has surely won it for the Giants with 35 seconds remaining. Conversion good. NYGs 17-14 Patriots.

02.58am-xx.xxam: A Patriots field goal would take it into over-time, but the clock is against the them. Long pass attempted by Brady, but incomplete. Patriots 2nd and 10, and Brady is SACKED and unsurprisingly, the Patriots call a time-out. 3rd and 20, and the Brady pass is tantalisingly missed. 4th and 20, and a time-out called.

4th and 20, BRADY PASS INCOMPLETE, NEW YORK GIANTS WIN THE 42ND EXCELLENT RECEPTACLE, AND I AM OFFICIALLY A CONVERT TO GRIDIRON

FULL TIME: NEW YORK GIANTS 17-14 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS.

You have to feel sorry for the Patriots. Consistency, in the end, is made to look absolutely meaningless.

03.06am: Time for bed.

David.

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Capello and the Italian tax system

Oh dear. Or is it ‘oh dear?’ Fabio Capello is under investigation by Italian authorities for tax evasion.

It’s difficult to know what to make of this story. At the most extreme end, it will ruin his England career if it’s proven relatively quickly, although I doubt that’ll happen.

Yet on the contrary, it seems that in Italian terms, it’s routine for high profile individuals involved in sport to be looked at, with motor-cyclist Valentino Rossi and F1 driver Giancarlo Fisichella recently under investigation.

It also doesn’t help that Capello was the Juventus manager during the infamous Moggiopoli scandal, which involved Juventus being demoted to Serie B; as well as having offshore bank accounts, and investments in property and fine art.

Tax evasion and Italians are snug bed-fellows (remember Pavarotti?) – and it’s easy to see why. So, if you’re faintly interested, let The Sight is in End try and explain the complexities of the Italian taxation system for your edification.

The Italian income tax, known as IRPEF (Imposta sui Redditi delle Persone Fisiche) is heavily progressive, with 43% of your earnings taxed if you earn €100,000+ (£75,451 in sterling according to today’s exchange rate of £0.7545 to 1; the upper threshold rate was actually higher, but thanks to Mr. Berlusconi, it was lowered).

This form of taxation is also unusual because it doesn’t just relate to your annual wage, but to the value of your property. Reassessed yearly, it amounts to a sort of sort capital gains tax.

On top of your IRPEF, there’s a social security tax that saps 10% of your income, and the ICI (Imposta Comunale sugli Immobili) – the Italian equivalent of the UK Council Tax, which is payable twice yearly and varies from area to area.

VAT is also at 20%, and the problem of taxation is such a problem that the Italian Government often declares amnesties for companies to pay monies currently held in offshore accounts.

And to finish it all off, the amount in this underground economy is supposedly so vast, that it is believed to be equal to the combined GDPs of Finland, Portugal, Romania and Hungary.

That’s a one a-spicy meata-ball, as they say. It’s also seems clear why tax evasion is known as an Italian national sport.

David.

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